Who Spanked Donna Black?

The LCPS version of Cluedo…

Donna Black, the gorgeous new Fourth Year girl, was found bawling her eyes out and clutching a very red bottom on Saturday evening at approximately 8.45pm; she had only been at LCPS for half an hour – scarcely time to have got into enough trouble to earn what had clearly been a very severe spanking. She was found at the foot of the stairs leading to the cellars, by a girl from New School, whose cries of delight were apparently heard in Wapping! Does New School protest too much?

The tool of chastisement has yet to be determined, but there are several likely objects around the school that could have been used on Donna’s poor bottom…

Gideon moves, and makes a suggestion…

But he’s wrong, so he’s going to get the cane…

Providing innocent amusement for Simon and Kate…

ALL LCPS STUDENTS ARE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE