Name: Sophia Matilda Howarth

Class 4

Badge Colour: Red, Green, Pink or Yellow depending on how she feels on the day. (Are you going to argue with her?)

Originally from a mill town in Lancashire, Sophia was born to wealthy parents who sent her to the local convent school. The school excelled in all the girlie areas such as music, drama, and needlework and gave an all-round excellent education according to all official reports written about it.

Secretly Sophia was being bullied for being clever. Since was a good deal taller than her bullies, this made her humiliation at their hands even more pronounced. Taunts and jeers about her being a yeller-belly and a swot made her cry in the girls toilets nearly every day. Until, that is, she discovered she had a talent for impact sports. Then, she turned the tables on her bullies, but quietly and without a fuss.

'Things' happened to her tormenters. Some had 'accidents', others had important homework go missing, but one by one, all her previous bullies became quiet and subdued around Sophia. The teachers tried to catch her doing things, but she was too careful and too clever for them.

Then, for a dare, she beautifully embroidered a pair of her gym knickers with the phrase 'Suck it and See', and then went to play netball against a local school, bending over at every opportunity to show her craftsmanship to the local boys. A stiff letter was sent to her parents.

It transpired that Sophia was not the little honey her parents thought her to be. The gym knickers were the least of their worries. After consultation with the school and relatives in other parts of the country, it was decided that sweet Sophia was to be sent to LCPS to learn to mend her ways.

Sophia vowed that she would never be bullied ever again, and so joined Heavy. She got fit, learned to box and since she is the best at chemistry showed the other Heavy members how to distil alcohol from ingredients they could pilfer from the kitchens.

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