The Firm: The Boat 2017

2017 boat nite

The Boat 24 : an important note

Saturday July 1st. from 9pm.

Sailing 9pm from Tower Pier (right next to the Tower of London); past HMS Belfast,
under Tower Bridge, past Canary Wharf and the Dome. Docking at 2am.

Dungeon equipment, music, delicious bites served by maids; do SM while cruising right
through one of the worlds most beautiful cities on a glorious summer night.

Advance tickets - £30 each, on sale at Honour, on-line at Joanna Lark or direct from Ishmael Skyes.

Maids Wanted

If you would like to volunteer in a serving (servile?) capacity please email me.

Pictures from The Boat 22 and previous Boats

In the meantime, here is some poetry:


Qinqireme of Ninevah from distant Ophir Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine, With a cargo of ivory, And apes and peacocks, Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet white wine.

Stately Spanish galleon, coming home for Christmas, Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores, With a cargo of diamonds, Emeralds, amethysts, Topazes, and cinnamon and gold moidores.

Dirty British coaster with a salt-caked smoke stack Butting through the tropics on the mad March days, With a cargo of Tyne coal, Road-rail, pig-lead, Firewood, iron-ware, and cheap tin trays.

Smart Miyuki Maru on Midsummer's evening Cruising down the river before London's eyes With a cargo of ladyboys Dominatrices and masters Slaveboys, schoolgirls and Ishmael Skyes.

John Masefield

(But not the last stanza, obviously, and the bit about Coming home for Christmas
is a blatant piss take, before anyone points it out.)