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The Boat was
wonderful; a really top-class evening, and most people did know that we were at
St Katharine’s Pier, and that they had to be on board by
There will be a party to celebrate the
President’s Birthday on Sunday 1st of August from
You can now join the Firm’s Facebook Group
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It looks like we will be moving to East
Dulwich in September; we are going to need to find some space to store some
Firm properties such as school desks, a blackboard and four corner posts from a
boxing ring; if anyone would like to have the temporary use of these, please do
let me know. Ditto, if anyone is
interested in driving from
According to rumour on IC, there is a
governing SM body, and it is actually illegal to switch; that’s right, you can
be sent to prison for it. If you want
this disgraceful abuse of power to continue, then all well and good, but if you
want to stop it, please help us find out who these law-makers are, and then we
will declare war on them. That’s right;
we will start a civil war on The Scene over the right to switch; providing we
can find someone that actually says it’s not allowed, we will prosecute a war
on your behalf that will tear The Scene apart.
Alternatively, we could all simply all agree to get along with each
other (especially since the Switch people are in the majority).
www.principaltheatrecompany.com
are performing two fantastic Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew and Macbeth at
Coram’s Fields from Thursday 2nd July – Saturday 7th August;
Ginny and I saw Mac last week and it really is a great production (we didn’t
see Shrew cos neither of us like the story, but we read that it’s very good, if
you do like it). So go and see them.
Until the really stupid Go Compare adverts are cancelled, no employees of Go Compare
are welcome at any Firm events.
Tiger Woods appears to be making a show of
repentance; ‘I must become a better person’ he said. Now that Tiger has shown the way, we demand
that every tabloid journalist take a morality test, allowing full access into
their personal lives. Any hack that has
ever taken an illegal drug, or had extramarital sex, or got drunk should be
expelled from journalism and made to work in a salt mine.
Following England’s defeat in the World
Cup, The Sun has been calling for the resignation of Fabio Capello, citing the
fact that he is Italian (but really because he told the paparazzi to fuck off
away from the dressing room windows); we concur, but on one condition: If a
tabloid newspaper is now presuming to dictate the prosecution of our national
football we demand that Rupert Murdoch takes Capello’s place, and names his
squad from the editorial staff of The Sun.
Come on Rupert, lets see you and your minions show us how it should be
done; let’s see how you stand up to the Germans; just one thing, if you don’t
happen to bring home the trophy in 2014, we will treat you in the way that you
seem to want us to treat our team now; you will be led through London at the
cart tail while being pelted with rotting refuse, then all of you will be
brutally whipped in Trafalgar Square, and it will be nationally televised, and
afterwards you will be followed home by a jeering mob – because that is your way.